Showing posts with label nostalgia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nostalgia. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Now I have two, two ouchies!

So I come home from Third Tuesday last night and, realizing that a Bellini and a few nachos do not a dinner make1, I decide to cook some pizza. Now, since I lack a proper oven mitt2, I took the pizza out of the oven using a dish towel. A very thin dish towel. And when I discover3 that it's rather hot and going to burn me through said dish towel, what do I do? I touch the damn cookie sheet with the index finger of my other hand, like as if I'm going to grab it with my bare hand because it's too hot to hold with a dish towel. Ya, that's right, skin directly on metal.

So now I have a burnt index finger to go with middle finger that I slammed the door on the day before. I think I may have burnt my fingerprint right off my finger. I'm now contemplating going on a crime spree in which I commit said crimes with only my left index finger, since they won't be able to get any prints.

So, yes, now I have two, two ouchies! The Count would be proud.

In a tangentially related story, when we were little, my sister was afraid to go in the basement because she believed the Count, who she was afraid of, lived in the drier in the laundry room. Which is funny, because it would have made more sense to be afraid of those things that really did live in the basement.

1For the record, I was planning to get something to eat, but the people at 3T were too fascinating and I got all caught up in conversations and didn't get around to actually ordering any food.
2Note to self: put "oven mitt" on Christmas wish list.
3I say "discover" like I really didn't know that when taking a cookie sheet out of a 450 degree oven the cookie sheet is going to be, well, 450 degrees.

Friday, July 06, 2007

I'm a Big Kid Now

My sister has been harassing me for the last decade to start an RSP and my excuse of "I live on student loans below the freaking poverty line!" just doesn't cut it anymore. Since I've been happy so far with my dealings with Vancity, and since I knew that they have options for "socially responsible investing," I decided to start my RSP with them. So now I have an RSP. Just like a grown up.

This had me thinking about my grade 4 teacher. I remember, just like it was yesterday, her telling my class that within our lifetimes there would be no more paper money and no more coins. "Everything will just be points," she said, "and you'll pay for things with a plastic card and your paycheque will just show up as points in your account." I remember thinking she was crazy. No paper money, no written cheques... in my lifetime? No way, I thought! Granted, we aren't quite there yet (e.g., my favourite produce store only accepts cash), but we are pretty damn close. Today alone:
  • points automatically went from my employer to my two bank accounts
  • points automatically went from my employer to the government (for my taxes, CPP, EI) and to my pension plan
  • points automatically went from my bank account to my student loan accounts
  • points went from my other bank account to my two credit cards and my cell phone company via online banking
  • points went from that bank account to an RSP account
And all of this was done without anything physical changing hands... someone typed something into a computer and viola! - it is done.

And, what's more, for signing up for a new internet connection1, I got a "100 point" AmEx card. Each point is worth $1, so I'm not sure why they don't just call it a $100 card. But regardless. I used it to buy myself a bluetooth headset for my beloved Treo. So, yes, now I'm going to be one of those people, walking around with an earphone, looking like I'm talking to myself. On the plus side, when I'm talking to myself, people will just thinking I'm on my phone now.


1and it wasn't even really a new internet connection. I was just going to change the account from Danielle's name to mine, but the customer service person said, "why don't we just cancel hers and start one in your name? There's no connection fee and you'll get a free gift and a free router/modem."

Monday, May 21, 2007

Yet Another Way to Waste Some Time on the Internets

When I was a kid, my sister had a Lite Brite, which provided us with hours and hours of endless fun. And now, thanks to the magic powers on the internets, I can have such fun again at this Lite-Brite website.

Of course, 99 times out of 100, this is what I'd do with Lite Brite:


I think I may have an ego problem.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Varia

Three blog postings in one day yesterday? That must mean (a) Beth has real work that she should be doing but isn't, (b) Beth's roommate has gone home for the holidays and there is no one here to listen to her various witty remarks, so she feels the need to blog.

Also, it appears, at least on my screen, that those clips from You Tube that I posted earlier are too wide and so they cover up the stuff on my sidebar. And, since I'm too lazy to figure out how to re-size it, I figured I would just write another post to push that one further down on the screen. And I also figured that if I put photos in, it would be even easier to make a sufficiently long posting to do so. So I dug through the images I have on my computer* and found some cool shiny things for you to look at.


This is a cool pic of downtown Vancouver that I snagged off the 'net one day. Not sure where it is from or what I needed a pic of Vancouver for.... but I like it.



This next one comes from the Facebook group "All My Money Goes to Starbucks"... a group of which I am most certainly not a member.:

Facebook groups of which I am a member include: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Fuck this shit...I'm transfering to Hogwarts, The "I am Less Proud To Be Canadian Now That We Have a Conservative Government" Group and the first group I ever joined, Jon Stewart, bed me now**.


Next we have a pic of me as a South Park character. Aren't I adorable?




I loved this book when I was a kid:


This is a pic of my neice from last Christmas... it speaks for itself:



And speaking of adorable children at Christmas, guess who this cutie is?

I loved CHiPs when I was a kid. Erik Estrada was my hero! When I opened up the CHiPs set that Santa brought me, that helmet went on and didn't come off for the rest of the day. I even remember handcuffing my grandpa to prevent him from stealing the sausages off the turkey while it was in the oven***. Funny thing is, I have no recollection of wearing it ever again, but I remember wearing it for that entire Christmas as if it were yesterday. I would also like to point out that I am wearing a really styling housecoat.


*turns out I'm a digital pack rat as much as I am a pack rat in the real world.

**The description of this group is: "Everything to do with the tasty morsel of Jewish goodness that is the host of the Daily Show."

***My family attaches sausages to the turkey with toothpicks while the turkey is cooking. Seriously.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Egg McMaster

I just discovered that Googling "Egg McMaster" returns a meager 6 hits. And I just couldn't let this tragedy continue -- now Googling "Egg McMaster" will return 7 hits! Take that, internet!

What is an "Egg McMaster," you ask? It's a delicious concoction of fried egg & cheese on an English muffin*, served up at the greatest university EVER! Back in the day**, after our MWF 9 am Introductory Biochemistry course, my friends Therese, Jason and I used to go to the Arts Quad for breakfast... Therese would have a bagel with cream cheese; Jason, a toasted Western sandwich; and I, a delicious, delicious Egg McMaster. Every single time. Three days a week. For eight months. Ah, those were the days. And this one Monday during our bagel/Western/Egg McMaster ritual, I dropped into the conversation, "Oh ya, I got married this weekend." Therese, being the maid of honour, knew. Jason, however, was a bit more surprised. Wow, that means that was 10 years ago***.

I was thinking about this as I made myself an Egg McMaster for dinner. An Egg McMaster with tomatoes and guacamole on it****.

Oh ya, and I have a tonne of work to do tonight. But I'm not procrastinating. No really, I'm not.



*In its traditional form, it also has bacon. I, of course, get it without. This is beneficial because (a) I'm a vegetarian and I wouldn't make a very good vegetarian if I went around eating bacon, now would I? and (b) they make you a fresh one, rather than one that was made and put under heat lamps. Of course, this is only if you went to the Commons... at the Arts Quad, they always make them fresh.

**"the day" being my 2nd year of undergrad.

***as next month would have been my 10th anniversary, if I hadn't just got divorced last week.

****apparently I've become creative in those intervening 10 years.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Blast From The Past

Well, for better or for worse, my thesis is in the hands of my committee! I think I am single-handedly keeping Copyright afloat by repeatedly printing this behemoth... but at least it's a student-run business, so the money isn't going into the hands of a greedy corporation*.

So, after making the trek to all the far-flung corners of campus to distribute my baby to my committee members, I celebrated by NOT being on my computer all day! I went to the public library and got a pile of books to read for fun! I went and got fresh produce and made a REAL meal (not a microwave burrito, nor take-out) for the first time since I moved into my new place! I unpacked all of the boxes I wanted to and have stored the boxes I want to leave packed in various nooks and crannies. My apartment now looks like an apartment and not a storage room! Yay!

Also, in the move, I discovered some cool things I'd forgotten that I had. Like this cute little sunhat that I bought a few summers ago in London, ON**. And some really cute baking things***. And a sterling silver cup from when I was a baby! And some Pendelfin figurines. And, most importantly, I found these photos:


This is me, circa early 90's. I believe this may have been pre-Snowflake Ball, the annual winter semi-formal dance at my high school. Seeing this reminded me of last year's "First Annual Mega-Mall-Hair Off" between Kris and Jurgen. Not that I would dare compare myself with those two preeminent virtuosoes of '90s hairdom - I pale in comparison. But I do find my bangs a bit humorous.

In grade 12, we did a production of
The Mousetrap. Sarah, who inexplicably is the same height
as me in this pic (Sar, did you really keep growing after grade 12?), starred as Mollie Ralston and I played Miss Casewell, described by the Literary Encyclopedia as "a mannish looking young woman" -- which explains why I look so freakin' terrible in this photo -- apparently our make-up artists were superb.***

In high school, I used to volunteer in the chronic care ward at the local hospital. Every Thursday after school I would spend the afternoon visiting with the patients, helping them make phone calls, feeding them dinner and just helping out in whatever way was needed. Since this was the chronic ward, it meant that the patients there were never getting out - they were going to spend the rest of their days there. This was one of my patients who was always a joy to see on my weekly visits - her name was Mrs. Godley and she was really a lovely woman. I believe I received this photo one Christmas and I can't believe that I had forgotten that I had it.

This is my Great Granny, Sarah Snow. I remember visiting her in Montreal as a kid -- she had this player piano and my sister and I would be endlessly entertained when she would pump the pedals to make the piano play on its own... it was like magic to us. When I was in high school, she fell and broke her hip and died shortly after, at the age of 98. I was in Kingston with Sarah at the time -- I have a silver locket that she gave me as a kid, which I was wearing and the chain of which broke the same day she died. When my family went to the funeral home, I remember walking into the building and thinking it sounded like a party was going on, rather than a viewing... everyone was laughing and telling stories of all the funny things Great Granny used to do and say. It was truly a celebration her life. That was the first funeral I ever went to.



This is a picture of my dad and my uncles Bob and Greg from when they were little. I don't know who is who in the photo. My uncle Bob died at the age of 21 in a boating accident on the Lachine Rapids. My grandfather is an avid hunter and used to take my dad and uncles hunting. Uncle Bob once said that if he died before his brothers, he wanted to be reincarnated as a duck and that, while hunting, they would try to shoot him, they'd be sure they had the duck in their sights, but they'd miss and he'd laugh at them. My dad swears that this happened exactly as Uncle Bob described after Bob died... he had a duck in his sights, shot and somehow the duck didn't get hit, and then the duck started to quack and it sounded just like laughing.

This is my Grandpa and Grandma Griffin. Grandma died of cancer when I was 3, Grampa died of a heart attack when I was 5. I don't remember my Grandma, but my sister remembers my aunts sneaking us under a fence so that we could sit outside the window of Grandma's ICU room so we could wave at her (kids weren't allowed in the ICU). I do remember my Grandpa - he had this little plastic tea set for us to play with when we visited; we used to take it to the park and play with it in the sandbox. He also gave us the foam off the top of his beer and told us it was ice cream. I remember my sister and I being very upset that we weren't allowed to go to Grampa's funeral. Our babysitters that day took us to the park and to the penny candy store to try to distract us, but we still remembered that everyone was at Grampa's funeral, even despite getting those chocolate cigarettes. When my Grandpa died, everyone in the family got a framed copy of this photo and whenever I think of my grandparents, this is how I picture them. My sister and I were the only grandchildren that my grandparents lived to see (they have 9 grandkids now).


*which will be small consolation when I go bankrupt from all the money I've spent on printing these past few months.

**now all I need is some sun!

***I'm slightly obsessed with kitchen paraphernalia.

****At least that's what I'm telling myself, as I refuse to believe that I really, truly looked this awful!

Friday, October 14, 2005

Exploding Trousers

Anyone who knows me from high school and remembers my fascination with a certain physics teacher will understand why I got a thrill when I saw this headline in the British Medical Journal:


Mr. Buckley. So stoic. And the Buckley death stare - oh baby. I'll make scientific observations of those exploding trousers any day.