Addicted to Scrabble

My name is Beth and I'm addicted to playing Scrabble online. And the thing is, I'm terrible at it. I don't have the patience, the vocabulary or the inclination to do math that Scrabble requires. Jorge was giving me tips the other night, but I'm still no good. Yet.... I. can't. stop. playing. it. As I type, I have 8 games on the go.

Perhaps I keep playing because I do things that amuse me, like this:




Hee hee. I played sex for 10 points.

Also, amusing is:




Hee hee. My rack.

It helps that I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy.

I will say, however, that I'm improving. As evidenced by this screenshot:



That's right. I played sex for 30 points this time. I'm now officially 3 times better at playing sex. It must be true, because it's on the internets.

Cool Words: Clusterfuck

I think that "clusterfuck" is a seriously underutilized word. I propose we use the word "clusterfuck" far more often in daily life. Like, "this traffic is a real clusterfuck" or "My student loans are one clusterfuck of a situation" or "Fucksocks, that's one hell of a clusterfuck."