Hey everybody,
I am the unlucky owner of a brand new red trampoline which I now believe to be cursed. Due to a recent injury concerning the trampoline I will be giving it away for no charge. Warning : the trampoline is cursed.
Please contact me as soon as possible,
If only I wasn't so superstitious, I would totally take that trampoline. But my experience with cursed chocolate bars taught me that you just don't mess with curses. Also, my apartment has very low ceilings.
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