OK, here goes:
- We have these really funky paperweights at work that have been given out as presents from our program. But it really begs the question: is paper flying off of people's desks really that much of a problem?
- apparently today was "Steak & a Blow Job" day. Allegedly the idea is that since Valentine's Day is supposed to be for women, so exactly one month later, guys are supposed to be getting what they want (i.e., S & a BJ). First of all, I was unaware that women getting oral sex was the traditional way to celebrate Valentine's Day. What's that you say? On Valentine's Day women are giving chocolate, flowers and cards? Hardly seems like a fair trade!! No wonder young girls think that they are supposed to be giving unreciprocated oral to every guy in school!! Secondly, this so-called holiday hardly seems vegetarian friendly. Why not "Tempeh and a BJ"? "Tofu and a BJ"? Better yet, "vegetarian maki, a BJ and some reciprocated oral" day!
- I'm sleepy.