OK, here goes:
- We have these really funky paperweights at work that have been given out as presents from our program. But it really begs the question: is paper flying off of people's desks really that much of a problem?
- apparently today was "Steak & a Blow Job" day. Allegedly the idea is that since Valentine's Day is supposed to be for women, so exactly one month later, guys are supposed to be getting what they want (i.e., S & a BJ). First of all, I was unaware that women getting oral sex was the traditional way to celebrate Valentine's Day. What's that you say? On Valentine's Day women are giving chocolate, flowers and cards? Hardly seems like a fair trade!! No wonder young girls think that they are supposed to be giving unreciprocated oral to every guy in school!! Secondly, this so-called holiday hardly seems vegetarian friendly. Why not "Tempeh and a BJ"? "Tofu and a BJ"? Better yet, "vegetarian maki, a BJ and some reciprocated oral" day!
- I'm sleepy.
4 comments:
What? Girls in school? This is scary!
Also reminds me of a convo I had with a lady friend about her 15 year old son. He told her that he thought he was ready for a blow job. She said, "No, no I don't think you are."
"Okay, mom, when will I be ready?"
"When you're 18."
phahahahahaha!
yesterday was pi day, today is vegetarian maki/reciprocal oral day... I can't wait until June 9th! Hooray!
OK, it took me waaaay too long to figure out the significance of June 9th.
Of course, June 9th is my dad's birthday, so perhaps I just have a mental block on that.
I'm with you, Beth. I'd be WAY more excited about Valentine's Day if it was accompanied by some guaranteed oral action.
Yummy. ;-)
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