Check out what I got to pick up today (click on the pic to enlarge it):
Now you don't have to take my word for it that I've completed my PhD - I actually have proof!
100 points to the first person who emails me a Photoshopped version of this letter saying that they have a PhD. And 150 points to the person who comes up with the most creative subject area for their fictitious PhD in their Photoshopped letter. Go on, I dare ya!