You totally have to check out the coolest thing that's been posted for sale on eBay.
Coolest. Thing. EVER.
OK, I'll give you a hint:
Check it out! Tell all of your friends! Blog about it! Shout it from the rooftop! I want to see how many people I can get to check it out. Seriously. You know you want to.
Update: Within half an hour of posting this on eBay, someone had already bid on it! You better act fast if you want to bid! ;-)