The show is supposed to be like a trade show. And aren't trade shows supposed to be about showing the newest 1 innovations? I have to say that, based on this show, there really isn't any innovation in vibrator technology... with the notable exception of the vibrator that attaches to your iPod and then vibrates in time with your music. Seriously.
Other "highlights"2 of the show include:
- A show on the main stage that I didn't actually watch, but more was subjected to as I walked by. A show by Blyssful Productions - "Home of Blyss, the World's Only Dominatrix Clown." You know, Blyss, there's a reason why there aren't any other dominatrix clowns in the world. Because who the f@$#^ wants to watch a dominatrix clown???
- At one booth, they were selling what were essential baby wipes for grown ups. The product was not so much what was interesting here as the explanation about this product's usefulness given by the saleswoman. And I quote: "These are great to keep in your car. You know, like if you have a quickie and he comes inside you, these are great for cleaning up." That's just not something you hear everyday. She also explained that they smell really good. Because you know, you smell bad. Similarly there was a cream to help "tighten" you up3. Can't you just see some guy buying that for his girlfriend? "Here honey, I bought you this cream 'cuz you are kinda loose. Oh ya, and you smell bad, so I bought these wipes."
1I've never been to a trade show, but that's what I always thought they were about.
2And by highlights I mean, um, lowlights.
3Honestly, I'm not making any of this up!
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You know, Ireland entirely ruined the whole sexy Catholic school girl thing for me. Once you've seen plenty of actual Catholic school girls, all pasty and pimply, it's difficult to separate the reality from the fantasy. I imagine that, in the same way, few doctors have a naughty nurse fetish.
So what's new in lube technology is what I wanna know. Do they have lube that's 90% more lubey then your average lube? Lube that can also be used as dish detergent? Lube that gets dispensed from your iPod?
Try to awaken the couple with a mortal draw you into the middle of the night. It is mandatory to start the women, because men tend to love the surprise of the couple. But if the couple protested because he was tired at work, do not be disappointed. You can wake up in the morning or an hour before the couple got up as usual. Wild kiss from your spouse may be able to wake up and immediately enjoy the sex scene is different from usual.
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