According to Wikipedia, there are 69 nicknames for Elizabeth:
They kind of cheat by counting "Lili," "Lillie" and "Lily", and "Liz," "Lizz", "Lizzie" and "Lizzy" all as different names, but even still, that's a lot of names. But then they don't have "Bethy" or "Bethie" (which a surprising number of people actually call me, given that I'm 30), but they do have "Bethey," a way I've never, ever seen it spelled. Ever.
And from now on, I think everyone should call me Tetsy. Seriously? Tetsy is a name?