Sunday, August 12, 2007

Too tired to do the full report tonight, but just thought I'd post a quick message to say that Erika & Paul's wedding totally rocked1. Great venue2, great vows written by the bride & groom, great speeches, great party and the best first dance I've ever seen at a wedding. I mean, how many of you can say you've seen Thriller incorporated into a first dance?


Other exciting news from yesterday: Linda's sister Gloria straightened my hair with her flat iron and it looked so wicked good. I totally need a flat iron! And props to Linda who came over to my house to kill a friggin' wolf spider3 that was crawling through my kitchen cupboard. I'm pretty sure that fact that I screamed like I was being murdered while on the phone with her when I saw it alerted her to the seriousness of predicament.

OK, it's lights out for little Bethy right now, as it is a school night and I'm up way past my bedtime. Will report more soon. But for now: Congrats Erika & Paul!

1notwithstanding the part where we waited for over 2 hours for a friggin' cab to come and pick us up and take us to our hotel afterwards.

2including piglets!

3 I would link to "wolf spider" on Wikipedia here, to show you just how effing big and effing disgusting these mofos are, but that would risk me actually seeing a picture of one and I'm already going to have a hard enough time getting to sleep just knowing that there was one in my kitchen yesterday. *shudder*


icky wiki said...

wow, did you know they hunt by running down their prey?

Thanks wikipedia!

Beth said...

Oh dear god, don't tell me that. Someone told me that they hiss. I'm really hoping they were making that up because if I find a goddamn hissing spider in my apartment, I'm going to have to move.