A few items of business. Because I know you all love business, right?
Remember back when this used to be a blog about thesis writing, and the similarity between writing a thesis and the seventh layer of hell? Well, my final paper from that thesis has now been accepted for publication in the journal Bone. For those of you not from the world of bone science, Bone is a pretty sweet journal to get published in. My other paper from my thesis is also there, so it's nice to have this one in the same journal, as it really does stem from the first paper. As an added bonus, we get to have one of the figures printed in colour - for free! Ordinarily it costs about US$1000 to get a figure printed for free, but they grant one request per month for a free colour image, as long as the colour is scientifically warranted. Which of course mine is. It also happens to be waaay prettier in colour than in black & white. But absolutely scientifically warranted.
I got my business cards last week. I would post them here, but as I discussed before, I'm avoiding mentioning where I work here in blogland*. Suffice it to say, they are wicked cool and you should be jealous of me.
In terms of my health, no one seems to know what's wrong with me. I am H. pylori negative, but that doesn't tell me why my tummy still hurts, or why I was vomitting coffee grounds***. I went back to the walk-in clinic, but the doctor I saw seemed to not really know what was wrong with me, and just wanted to criticize what the first doctor had done, despite the fact that he hadn't even opened up my file before he walked into the room and had no idea what was going on. He also told me that I need to completely eliminate caffeine, despite the fact there really isn't any scientific evidence to support that****. I need to find a real family doc and not rely on the walk in, because clearly continuity of care is not their strong point. I think I need a referral to a gastroenterologist to find out what the heck is going on. My plan is now to contact the (absolutely wonderful) doctor I used to see at Student Health***** to see if she knows of a good family doc that is accepting patients right now, and hopefully they will give me a referral, as well as a prescription for a proton-pump inhibitor, as I only currently have a sample package, and that will run out soon.
And finally, I really should get back to work. I'm working on revisions to a systematic review that I've been working on for ages (it kind of got sidetracked as my co-author, who is normally in Australia, went to Zimbabwe for a while and didn't have much access to the net**). It's due later this week and I'm hoping there aren't too many revisions (although I've had the reviewer's comments for a week, I got sidetracked with my health and haven't really looked at them up until now). There really is no rest for the wicked.
*not that that stopped a co-worker from Googling me and finding my blog!
**kind of like Field, BC.
***fortunately now it is just stomach pains that come and go, and no nausea or vomitting since that one time last Sunday.
****Had he suggested a trial period of caffeine elimination from my diet to test if that was causing trouble, I might have been willing to play along. But telling me to never have caffeine EVER AGAIN (which is what he said to do) and being completely dismissive of the fact that I'm experiencing withdrawl symptoms did not impress me in the least. I mean, I have tags for "coffee," "tea" and "diet pop" on my blog... I think I just might be a caffeine addict!
*****I can't go to Student Health anymore, as I'm not a student. =(