My Doppelgangers

The problem on the "Schedule of Upcoming Doctoral Examinations" has been solved, so I am no longer an anthropologist and/or sociologist. It turns out that Grad Studies had just linked to the info about the wrong Beth Simpson in their database, a Beth Simpson who apparently graduated in 2000.Which is good, 'cuz I think I would have had a hard time defending that thesis. Especially because I'm so busy these days... you wouldn't believe all the stuff I've been up to. Here's just a sampling of the many things I've been doing lately, at least according to Google:

• I'm an accomplished professor in genetics in Vancouver, in medical science in the UK, in clinical psychiatry at Harvard
• I've been selling real estate in Alaska
• I'm an Occupational & Massage Therapist
• in my spare time, I play baseball, I'm a bodybuilder and I run ultramarathons
• I'm the president of Cody High School in Wyoming
• not to mention my other interests

No wonder I'm so tired!