The mess is extraordinary, and has to be seen to be believed, but if you don't have any particular need to believe it, then don't go and look because you won't enjoy it.
Which, coincidentally, is an exact perfect description of my apartment. But seeing as Sarah & Dave will be here in just 22 days, I better do something about it! Of course, I really should be marking the assignments that my students handed in a week ago that I haven't even looked at because I so don't want to have to mark them. Which explains why I was reading LtUaE and am now blogging about it. I'm not procrastinating, you're procrastinating. Get back to work, you!