The many facets of SOX

So, I'm trying to find out what SOX is an abbreviation for as I'm working through my lit review chapter, so I do a Google search for "SOX-9" (the particular transcription factor that I'm discussng) and I've learned a few things. (1) Apparently people who work on SOX-9 don't feel the need to ever write out what SOX stands for... I've found this with a lot of the growth factors/transcription factors that I've been writing about, (2) the White Sox and the Red Sox have scored 9 runs in many of their games, and (3) I could have bought my Ph.D. dissertation off the internet instead of writing one myself. I'm not making this up!

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Now don't I feel like a schmuck wasting 5 years in the prime of my life actually doing my own work when for less than $5000 I could have had a dissertation in a week!